Funny

I got this in my email today. Usually I just delete these things cause I can’t be arsed but this made me laugh. And I did forward it on to some peeps.

“True” Friendship – None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad –I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will take the piss out of you about it, every chance I get.
5.When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask; “because you are my friend”.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Heh.

(P.S) I posted my first review over at Book Pron. feel free to go over and throw derisory comments at me for my presumptions. *wink*

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  1. #1 has got to be my favorite!!! lol

    • Sayuri_x
    • October 9th, 2008

    Heh! Number 7 is mine…because it’s true! *g*

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